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Skeleton & Red Balloon Sweatshirt — "Well, shit." Funny Halloween Crewneck

Regular price $42.99 USD
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Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50
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 A soft, midweight crewneck sweatshirt that marries dark humor with cozywear. A laid-back skeleton illustration reaches toward a lone red balloon as the understated caption reads “Well, shit,” — a wry snapshot of resigned humor that lands every time. The black background makes the white skeleton and red balloon pop, giving this sweatshirt a stark, minimalist vibe that reads both playful and slightly morbid. Wear it when you want to curl up on the couch, head out for a late-night walk, or share a knowing laugh with friends at a bonfire or low-key gathering. The clean crew neckline and relaxed fit keep the silhouette simple so the art takes center stage; it layers easily under a jacket or over a tee for cooler nights.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and structure
- Durable double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Embroidery available on chest or wrists; primary artwork printed with DTG and neck/wrist labels via DTF
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton (US Cotton Trust Protocol)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron

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